Oh College...

    College is supposed to be "the days you'll never remember with the people you'll never forget", in reality its the days you'll always remember with the betches who will continue to annoy you for the rest of your life. Don't get me wrong Asher Roth had it pretty right with the whole I love college thing, on the weekend at least. He just conveniently decided to omit the 5 other days of the week, where you spend the majority of time trying to figure out how to avoid doing something productive at all cost or asleep. My life has somewhat turned into a comedy of errors since I left home, and some days looks more like a sequel to One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest than something out of Animal House or The Social Network. It officially has become too much for my Twitter account to handle, and is now overflowing into a blog. Don't get me wrong, nothing big ever, EVER happens, however those little things add up to like 30 tweets a day. It's beginning to get excessive. I fall down the stairs, tweet about it. Spill coffee on my shirt in the library, everyone from my best friend to that kid I half met once at a party through my friend's friend's roommate finds out about it; and you bet your ass my misfortune always seems to brighten up someone else's day. But hey, I'm always the first one to laugh at myself so who the hell cares, one thing is for sure, the more things that go wrong in my life the more cynical my ass gets.